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2003-08-07 - 2:17 a.m.

i never update anymore, this should be fairly obvious. i'm bad at it since it is hard to maintain this mind-blowing level of wit all of the time. see you forget that is why you love me.

new roommate who i thought would be kind of weird and awkward moved in. he surprised me by being unbelievably weird and awkward.

some notes, one he is thirty years old which is much older than i am by the way. two, he has two kids, who do not visit thank god, and he has actually been a guest on the jerry springer show.

jerry fucking springer i tell you.

well my dream of knowing the inner workings of the greatest show on television are now fulfilled.

he's a good guy though except for the fact that he strategically places "barely legal" magazines in places where shock value is at the max.

i'm not back yet, but give it some time.

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