2003-10-22 - 1:26 a.m.

nothing!

i have kicked the weird and awkward roommate out for being a freeloading sponge who has yet to me for september's rent.

not only that but he refused to do anything much less buy his own groceries or toothpaste and soap.

but he can use mine and i can clean up after him.

i can also kick him out and did.

new roommate bought five foot blow up spiderman. spiderman has scared me six times since i have gotten home from work.

mysterious dark figures (spiderman or not) are startling when you are trying use the bathroom or get something to drink.

it has this effect on everyone. to pay him back for the monster spiderman i have been randomly placing the five-foot spiderman all over the apartment to scare him. his shower should be fun tomorrow.

spiderman has creepy eyes and when i first saw him sitting in my chair in the dark i thought it was a fat man lounging in my house. fun stuff.

new news

not really

some ghetto girl stopped me when i was outside of work today and asked he if i was that artist. i didn't get until she said something about beck asked for an autograph and when i told her i was not him she just shrugged and walked slowly away.

"trying to keep a low profile?"

yes beck now works a shitty dead-end job at a retail store in houston.

way to move it on up guy.

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