2002-02-10 - 11:11 p.m.

i have more work angst than you can shake a stick at.

two reasons i hate my job

stash pocket panties
playboy nipple rings

actually playboy anything will just about do it.

seriously though do you really need to hide stuff in your underwear? are you to good for hiding your drugs inbetween you butt cheeks like your fellow losers?

so this white trash woman comes in today. she has about, i want to say six feet long fingernails, and every time i hand her a new playboy barbell or whatever she missed the thing and wiped her hot clammy hands on mine.

i could feel the warm sweat evaporate off my hands. after she left i went to the bathroom and washed my hands for a solid fifteen minutes.

it got funny after awhile because everytime she would reach for it i would flinch or just drop the thing all together and make her pick it up.

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