2001-12-15 - 7:06 p.m.

why i hate work.

an actual phone conversation between me and a customer;

me: "thank you for calling, this is james speaking"

customer: "yeah, do you guys have any caffine hoodies"

me: "yes we do"

customer: "are they tight?"

me:"what?"

customer: are they tight?"

me: "i have no idea what in the hell you are talking about."

customer: "do they look cool"

me: "how should i know? thats your opinion. they look like hoodies to me."

customer: "allright"

me: "bye"