2002-03-12 - 10:48 p.m.

"dew you guys have a glow in da dark tounge rang?"

i hate you

"do you have dat playboy belly rang where da bunny is smoking a joint?"

please get out

"can ya order it somewheres?"

right now i'm watching your head get run over by a really big truck.

all those questions came from the genius mind of one person. that is the kind of crap i have to put up with everyday.

i hate body jewlery, i didnt mind it as much until i met the people who get it done.

i have seen more "tounge rangs" on white tounges surrounded by the world's blackest teeth than you have.

i hate seen more "belly rangs" hidden in over-tanned wrinkly stomachs then i ever care to see.

but its fucking great. bring me your most disgusting people world. i'll outfit them in the latest cheesy crap and send them on their way.

if you ever want a black t-shirt with something bitter written on it let me know.

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