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2002-01-20 - 2:54 a.m.
highlights of today; while i was getting ready for work at tyler's house (hot showers) i needed a shave so i decided to use tyler's electric razor. "man, that razor gives you hella-razorburn."
"yeah, imagine using it on your nuts."
"you used this thing to shave your testicles? why in the hell did you do that?"
"yeah, i looked down and thought i was twelve years old again"
"did you wash it after?"
"no, why would i?"
"what? how long ago was this"
"two days ago"
"and you didnt tell me? i used that thing on my face"
"you didnt ask"
"fuck you"
so after wishing i could burn my face after smearing someone else's testicles all over it, i ventured to work where i had to do inventory untill three a.m.
lindsay told me we should go to denny's after to celebrate a fast inventory, but she was being a bitch at the end of the night so i didn't press the issue.
i am currently deciding how to spend the next few days that i have off of work.
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