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2001-12-27 - 3:22 a.m. so i had an intersting conversation online tonight, almost made me want to take my profile off of the awful makeoutclub. if you get bored reading it scroll down to the read any good books lately thats when i was like "what the fuck" but i played along anyway because what in the hell else is there to do at three a.m? basically this girl is fucking gross as all hell. snarfpox: heyas jigmonster: yo yo jigmonster: who dis? snarfpox: whats up b? snarfpox: your lovs snarfpox: lova jigmonster: me loves? jigmonster: blimey snarfpox: indeed snarfpox: nice attempt at being british jigmonster: it was great wasnt it? snarfpox: not rally snarfpox: *really jigmonster: aw snarfpox: i was trying to humour you jigmonster: this is ***** right? jigmonster: or is it? snarfpox: no snarfpox: i saw your pic on moc... snarfpox: it didnt break my monitor jigmonster: oh so i dont know you snarfpox: so i thought id say hi snarfpox: actually jigmonster: ha snarfpox: you mocked the people on it.. snarfpox: so you dont suck too much jigmonster: really?? yeah those people are lame snarfpox: yeah jigmonster: hey lets get a super cool picture of me with a guitar snarfpox: those people suck snarfpox: indeed snarfpox: i like the artsy ones snarfpox: or psuedo artsy ones jigmonster: eh i dont know what i am jigmonster: you you livin in da h-town? snarfpox: uh huh b jigmonster: that sucks snarfpox: the pics i mean snarfpox: they are funny snarfpox: why? jigmonster: eh no reason i dont really care i'm just making conversation snarfpox: yo yo yo snarfpox: i miss the h-town b snarfpox: i go to schoolio in denton jigmonster: ew man i hear dallas sucks jigmonster: i think i have an aunt or two that live in dallas snarfpox: i try to avoid it snarfpox: im so great snarfpox: people come to my room to entertain me jigmonster: wow you must be the most popular girl in school jigmonster: no one comes in here to entertain me jigmonster: actually it would be kind of creepy if they did snarfpox: i am snarfpox: drunk men snarfpox: they want me snarfpox: .. jigmonster: ah snarfpox: what can i say? jigmonster: i dont know jigmonster: isnt school out now? snarfpox: yeah jigmonster: that rocks snarfpox: this was a week and a half ago snarfpox: i used their drunkeness against them jigmonster: ah snarfpox: it was the highlight of my week snarfpox: i made them do handstands snarfpox: while i took tasteful black and white pics jigmonster: sounds like an uneventfull week jigmonster: yeah tasteful is the only way to go snarfpox: nooo snarfpox: it was grreeat snarfpox: i told them i screwed my brother snarfpox: so they wouldnt touch me snarfpox: it worked jigmonster: haha jigmonster: thats great snarfpox: i know snarfpox: i used to use the whole.. snarfpox: im a lesbian thing.. jigmonster: yeah if i said that i would think it would work too snarfpox: but then some men like that... snarfpox: soo snarfpox: it backfires jigmonster: yeah the gay thing backfires too sometimes snarfpox: oh snarfpox: yes snarfpox: gay men snarfpox: noting gets me wetter jigmonster: thats why i take you get a good friend of the opposite sex to be your fake boyfriend/girlfriend jigmonster: haha jigmonster: wait -i take jigmonster: but then sometimes they dont really care snarfpox: i almost pulled that with some guy at the gas station snarfpox: but he might ask to watch snarfpox: so i opted to run away jigmonster: good choice snarfpox: yeah snarfpox: he asked if i was available snarfpox: immediately i thought snarfpox: like for parties? jigmonster: yeah being propositioned isnt that great snarfpox: indeed jigmonster: man so far this conversation is going great not a single a/s/l in sight snarfpox: now that we've established that/// snarfpox: moving on.... snarfpox: yeah snarfpox: im wonderful.... snarfpox: that crap is soo trite jigmonster: yeah its pretty awful snarfpox: indeed snarfpox: sooo snarfpox: read any good books lately? jigmonster: eh a few snarfpox: such as? snarfpox: how to make love to a woman? snarfpox: cause ive so read it jigmonster: no the joy of sex or tantric extacy jigmonster: i cant decide which one is better snarfpox: make love to a woman.... snarfpox: they use the word gigolo jigmonster: wow it sounds awesome, a must read snarfpox: plus it talks about painting your body in your woman's menstrual flow like a tribal warrior snarfpox: and have wild crazy sex with her snarfpox: *having jigmonster: sounds fun you should try it snarfpox: nooo snarfpox: not to into that snarfpox: the clots snarfpox: dont stick very well snarfpox: *too jigmonster: yeah too messy for me snarfpox: indeed jigmonster: its all fun during but after you have this big mess to clean up snarfpox: indeed snarfpox: much like with virgins too jigmonster: yeah jigmonster: girls are just plain messy they drip stuff everywhere snarfpox: yeah snarfpox: girls are dumb snarfpox: and too bloody jigmonster: is there anything you guy do that doesnt cause you to start bleeding? snarfpox: you guy? snarfpox: what? snarfpox: titty fucking jigmonster: well you guys = girls in general jigmonster: oh yeah forgot about that one jigmonster: are you always this lewd? snarfpox: usually snarfpox: i havent called you cunt rag yet snarfpox: but oopsie daisy snarfpox: out it comes jigmonster: wow not yet hold on let me scroll up jigmonster: nope snarfpox: its my favourite cuss word jigmonster: yeah i like to use my hair to mop up cunts snarfpox: nice snarfpox: so thats why it looks so gross? snarfpox: i was wondering.. snarfpox: with the whole brushing of the teeth.. jigmonster: yeah explains alot doesnt it? snarfpox: if any of that energy was ever directed to the hair.. jigmonster: actually i started to wash it recently jigmonster: i found out that my hair was actually brown after that snarfpox: nice nice snarfpox: ill add that to my girlish fantasies jigmonster: shampoo works wonders, who'd a thought? snarfpox: indeed jigmonster: you info is rad jigmonster: its so cool its invisible snarfpox: indeed snarfpox: i left it at college.... snarfpox: you know how it goes.. jigmonster: i'm suprised i went that long without checking it snarfpox: like your mom's intact hymen jigmonster: i live dangerouly i guess jigmonster: it's still intact? snarfpox: no snarfpox: it was intact..... snarfpox: but alas with the pressures of college.. snarfpox: it was lost thee snarfpox: *there jigmonster: my mom never made it to college snarfpox: cool snarfpox: my mom is a jail bird snarfpox: wanna mock me for it? jigmonster: nah snarfpox: cool jigmonster: i need to get me one of them mail order brides snarfpox: from russia? snarfpox: you can pay and go over to some bride mart snarfpox: and meet them there... jigmonster: or just find someone who is about to get deported and marry them snarfpox: they are like aerobics instructors.. snarfpox: mmm snarfpox: i need someone to pay for my grad school snarfpox: whats your rus snarfpox: h jigmonster: no rush jigmonster: i dont ever plan to get married snarfpox: nice jigmonster: i get bored with people too easily jigmonster: plus i dont like suvs and minivans and i'd rather kill myself than have a kid snarfpox: nice snarfpox: i love babies snarfpox: and husbands snarfpox: and blow jobs.. jigmonster: i know i am the world's best person snarfpox: ill make a great wide snarfpox: *wife jigmonster: thats great snarfpox: indeed jigmonster: maybe they'll give you the worlds best wife award snarfpox: maybe so snarfpox: or a centerfold in razzle jigmonster: liking blow jobs will help snarfpox: who knows jigmonster: razzle those things that are half candy half gum? snarfpox: no snarfpox: the brit pron mag snarfpox: *porn jigmonster: ah jigmonster: everyone should be in a prn mag atleast once snarfpox: yeah snarfpox: i mean totally snarfpox: well snarfpox: hopefully not you jigmonster: yeah probally not me jigmonster: since i look like a cyclops and all snarfpox: i mean you are no phreakyphry jigmonster: plus i have webbed hands and a forked tounge snarfpox: the reason why i might not ever be able to have sex jigmonster: i have no idea what a phreakyphry is snarfpox: its some guy on MOC snarfpox: his profile could be the greatest promotion for abstinence jigmonster: you visit moc frequently? snarfpox: only when im bored... snarfpox: such as tonight jigmonster: yeah he's a black belt so dont mess with him snarfpox: ghetto freak nerd jigmonster: yeah no ghetto freaks having sex with me please snarfpox: yeah snarfpox: or hopefully horse drawers jigmonster: his pic seems artsy you should totally give him a blowjob snarfpox: artsy? snarfpox: nooooo snarfpox: and the artsy ones merely amused me snarfpox: as in to mock them jigmonster: come on the kool-aid man? snarfpox: true true snarfpox: ill let you tea bag him jigmonster: and the way he looks at the camera...brilliant snarfpox: while i watch and pleasure myself jigmonster: you know it snarfpox: but this is as far as a sexual encounter will go jigmonster: wait nah snarfpox: fine fine fine jigmonster: what? wait i missed something jigmonster: whatevah snarfpox: ok lovah jigmonster: besides isnt everyone online morbidly obesce? snarfpox: oh of course snarfpox: nice spelling btw snarfpox: really charming jigmonster: yeah i noticed jigmonster: i got the spelling bee award in the third grade but it all went downhill from there snarfpox: of course jigmonster: got into some drugs and prostitution snarfpox: indeed snarfpox: the downfall of every great man jigmonster: my spelling was never quite the same jigmonster: well as fun as this is i think i am going to stop talking to you now snarfpox: lovely snarfpox: tata jigmonster: lata |
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