2001-10-15 - 10:10 a.m.

i had the funniest homeless man experience yesterday. i was on my way to julie's house and i was really thirsty so i decided to go to randalls to get something to drink. anyway, i walk up there and this big black homeless man asks me if i have any change then he tells me that he "knows yous got lots of a money becuase yer so damn good looking" so i gave him probally like 45 cents or something i dont know and when i walked away he said i had a "damn nice ass" i dont think that flattering people who happen to be the same sex as you in sugarland in front of a randalls grocery store is the best way to get money.

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